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ahahahahahahahahahahaha. From TVLine's summary of pilots ordered for next season:

Untitled Presidential Drama (Mark Gordon Co./ABC Studios)
EP: Mark Gordon
DIR: Roland Emmerich
W: Emmerich and Harald Kloser
The project is set in New York City against the backdrop of the Presidential race of 2012. It centers on a young astrophysics student who learns his destiny lies not in science but somewhere between Heaven and Hell.

So, how bad do we think that's going to be?

ETA: ( More good ones )